Oh hai

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ratuspissus
ratuspissus

LISTEN EVERYONE

So one thing that’s been on my mind for a while is how similar Astarion is to Starscream (initially as a face claim), particularly tfp screamer. I mean c’mon they’re:

1. Dramatic

2. Red-Silver combo

3. Twink looking

4. Give cunt 24/7

4. Cat energy

6. Served a master they hate

7. BOTH OF THEIR NAMES HAVE STAR CONNOTATIONS


And look at these side-by-sides, THEY’RE DOING THE SAME FACE

image
image


If that isn’t enough of a visual, I took the liberty to poorly render Astarion’s face with Starscream’s features, I present Starstarion:

image

You cannot tell me that’s not human Starscream in a medieval AU or something,

Side note, my argument is supported by numerous fanart of human Starscream who depict him in a similar way:

image
image

(credit to artists whose sources I might’ve gotten wrong: fayren, and fayrenpickpocket on deviantart)

I hope I have indoctrinated my connection on all who see this,

Thank you for attending my Ted-talk.

plushievash
catmask

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

catmask

image
catmask

image

when your pumpkin loaf or banana loaf is not delightfully moist and soft and sweet like the pillow of a cherub and instead is like a dense fruitcake brick of misery we will see who is pretentious then. beast

boggmann
strongermonster

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

strongermonster

image

this is what i mean

degenderates

image

Via @bulbaderp

itistimetodisappear

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

image
image

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

ryca

Oh very much yes, please.